man, i don’t think i’ll ever get over this picture.
Someone please make this a gif with the stars moving or sparkling!!
Oh my gosh this is amazing
No one realizes that this is what the sky is supposed to look like but we fucked it up congrats earth
So in my house the toilet is on the opposite end than the wifi and today my mum walked in on me pooping with the door open and she asks me why the doors open and I’m like well duh, the wifi signal is better with the door open.
Like come on, who poops without wifi these days.
Let me be your:
7am morning fuck before you go to work
Midday text, letting you know that you’re on my mind
5pm cuddle after a long days work
11pm rough fuck as i pound away the frustrations of your day
2am soft whisper in your ear, as i tell you “i love you”
My favorite Oscar of the night
make room for the Grammys
Tumblr was invented just for this pun.
I shouldn’t be laughing as much as I am.