- Harvey Mackay
so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went
" I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS."
AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI.
Guess who’s got a daaaaate
Everytime i see this i think this person looks so pretty and should be drawn in a disney style.
couldn’t help it
celebrities that get more shit than they should:
- nicki minaj
- miley cyrus
- lindsay lohan
- taylor swift
celebrities that don’t get enough shit:
- justin bieber
- nash grier
- justin bieber
notice how the first list is all women leading the industry. notice how the second list is two teenage boys who think they run shit but they’re hurting people.
can I add
• Robin Thicke
I am not obligated to carry out a pregnancy I do not want because YOU cannot conceive.
I am not obligated to carry out a pregnancy I am not prepared for because YOU dislike abortion.
I am not obligated to carry out a pregnancy I did not choose because YOU believe having a child is the only joy a person can have in life.
I am not obligated to carry out a pregnancy that could kill me because YOU value your ego over my life.
Get. Over. Your. Self.
Carbon tax has been repealed in the Senate.
Australia now has no climate policy at all. Nothing.
I just can’t even believe the priorities this fucking backwards government has.
Sorry world, Australia sucks.
The way we have gone from the 2007 election where climate policy was the number 1 priority to 2014 where we have no policies or viable options on climate change is reprehensible.