Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns
How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
I never filled out an application.
Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Well, but that doesn't-
AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Well no, but what does that matter?
...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
That...doesn't make any sense.
NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Fuck you, slut.
So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.”
And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.
Welcoming somebody to tumblr
Supernatural has a gif for everything
The Sherlockians are mad
The Whovians are permenantly confused
The fannibals are polite, but don’t trust them
The Hetalians ship nations
LOTR are welcoming
The Potterheads have awoken
And there’s Merlin crying in the corner
And you just proved number 1 on that list.
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
today on satan makes a blog post
Guys you don’t understand how awesome this is. This pattern happens everywhere. It happens on flowers and pinecones absolutely vegetables, it happens all around you. If you don’t think that’s like the realist shit ever i don’t understand you.It’s insane how the universe is literally full of beauty to the point that we can’t even see some of it. Beautiful down to the way it moves.
this is so cool
Reblog if you have made a friend online that you would love to hang with, but they live far away.